| Re: You gotta be kidding me ........................... |
Subject: Re: You gotta be kidding me ........................... by CorvetteBob on 2010/1/26 7:32:50 A guy is sitting in the bar when they make last call. He goes to get up to leave and falls flat on his face. Twice. He figures he'll crawl outside and let the fresh air sober him up before he goes home. Later a cop comes up and sez,"you gotta go or it's public intox..." Getting up, he once again falls on his face, and quickly decides he'll crawl the one block home. At his front door, he pulls himself up, unlocks the door and, of course falls in. Giving up, he crawls to the couch and goes to sleep. The next day he awakens to his bitching bride as she sez,' Hey stupid!! The bar just called and you forgot your wheelchair again!! |
