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Re: Funny story!

Subject: Re: Funny story!
by BillH on 2010/12/17 1:30:15

In Florida,

Tommy bought a new 2003 Anniversary model and was out on I-75 for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and just out side of “Land O’ Lakes” he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.

“There ain’t no way they can catch a Corvette,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 110, 120 and finally 130 with the lights still behind him. “What in hell am I doing?” he thought suddenly and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

“I’ve had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don’t feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before you can go!”

“Last week my wife ran off with a cop,” Tommy said, “and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice night”, said the officer.
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