Matatk wrote:
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TommyT-Bone wrote:
...there sat a black widow spider. She says she found some eggs too. Bye-bye black widow.

At least that's what she told you.

Tomorrow's Homestead Gazette Obituaries:

Local plant-guru Tommy T-Bone found dead due to an apparent spider bite. Investigators say it must have inhabited some of the trees maintained by Tommy and he was probably bit during the course of that maintenance. He is survived by his widow, who just recently purchased a new home with an intended new pool, and coincidentally a new pool boy named Ramon. No services will be held.