TommyT-Bone wrote:
Rant hat on.
I can feel my face turning red. First, let me say that my wife is an asshole but most of you already knew that. She took over the holiday party that used to be at another friends house. His family has been having family issues over the past several years. So, the party moves to our house. All well and good. The tradition has been a whole roast pig. I told my wife she should not do a pig because if she starts it will become expected year in and year out. If any of you know what it takes to roast a whole pig you would know why I wouldn't want to start it. Takes about 16 hours of slow cooking. I told her if she got a pig she was on her own. Well, she ordered a pig. Make that two pigs. Two pigs 40 to 50 lbs each. That's twice the fun. Throw in a house full of people and I'm in for a great fooking time. I feel like throwing a party for homeless later that same day as a public service. Guess I'll run down and put up a sign at the soup kitchen.


riggin friggin sassafrassin modecker