| Re: Mothers Day Chat 05.13.12 |
Subject: Re: Mothers Day Chat 05.13.12 by BillH on 2012/5/13 16:02:33 One Road Apple I can tell where you walked By that stink from your heel, girl Some horse made doody in your sappy world You need shoes, but you're afraid from what you stepped in Sometime soon you'll walk along And step in a pile again One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Pew, give 'em one more scrape maybe they'll just come clean One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Oooh, I don't care how it smells, I don't care about turds You are feeling crappy baby, steppin' in that doo So I brought you this big clothespin for your nose so the stench won't come through Let me clean off that stain on your pants And there's no guarantee that you won't step in it again One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Pew, give 'em one more scrape maybe they'll just come clean One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Oooh, I don't care how it smells, I don't care about turds, now I've been noticing that people don't clean up the slime (up the slime, now) It's such a shame that there's a turd that drops from each creature behind Girl, to me you never had good scents (had good scents, now) I would rather smear myself with that old excrement One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Pew, give 'em one more scrape maybe they'll just come clean One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Oooh, I don't care how it smells, I don't care about turds One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Pew, give 'em one more scrape maybe they'll just come clean One road apple won't spoil your whole lunch, girl Oooh, I don't care how it smells, I don't care about turds |
