| Re: Hawt Chick Frydee 07.20.12 Oh Ya! It's NWS |
Subject: Re: Hawt Chick Frydee 07.20.12 Oh Ya! It's NWS by BillH on 2012/7/20 14:15:27 Crocodile Dundee: Mick Dundee walked into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He put the croc on the bar and turned to the surprised patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my wedding tackle inside it. The croc will close his mouth for one minute; then he'll open his mouth again and I'll remove my equipment unscathed. In return for this spectacle, you will each buy me a beer. Whadya say?" The crowd roared their approval. So, Mick stood on a bar stool, dropped his trousers and placed his credentials in the croc's mouth. The crowd gasped as the croc closed his mouth. After a minute, Mick grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc really hard on the top his head. The croc opened his mouth and Mick removed his Sheila Pleasers unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free beers was delivered. Mick then addressed the customers, "I'll make you an offer. I'll pay anyone fifty dollars who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a blonde slowly raised her hand and said timidly, *" I'll give it a try……… Just don't hit me so hard with the bottle."*** |
