| Re: Thirsty Thursday 7 Nov 2013 |
Subject: Re: Thirsty Thursday 7 Nov 2013 by TommyT-Bone on 2013/11/7 12:56:50 Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and an otter? A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven. Q: How do you save a drowning otter? A: Take your foot of its head Husband & Wife A husband and wife are driving home and run over a otter, they get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold. The husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up" Wife replies "But its all wet and it stinks!" Husband says "Well hold its nose!". Little boy A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a BB gun in one hand and a otter in the other. "Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy. "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go" Movies A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a otter sitting next to him. "Are you a otter?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The otter replied, "Well, I liked the book." |
