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Automatic Transmission - 3 Speed

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2nd Gear: 1.48
3rd Gear: 1.00

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Re: Friday 15 Nov 2013

Subject: Re: Friday 15 Nov 2013
by TommyT-Bone on 2013/11/15 18:04:02

Quote:

pianoguy wrote:
Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes..

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.

(This is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where's your Ferrari?





That's what I'm talkin about .....






I don't drink , I don't smoke, I don't swear.


Ah shit, I left my cigarettes at the bar.
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