istter1 wrote:
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GRIS wrote:

HOW TO MAKE AN OLD FART'S DAY:
WOMAN IN THE IHOP PARKING LOT LOOKS AT THE TOMATO AND SAYS,"THAT'S MY DREAM CAR".

AND SPEAKING OF FARTS, THE STATE GOVERNMENT OF CALIFORNIA-CUCKOO LAND HAS ESTABLISHED LEGAL REGULATION OF COW FARTS.
"CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER", SAID ALICE.

Don't you guys know methane gas is dangerous. When we milk cows in California we have to ground the cow. No smoking.
The building could explode. If a cow gets loose in town the bomb squad is called and they have to use a robotic arm to go up the cows butt to regulate the dangerous high pressure gas