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Subject: OJT Guru Style by TommyT-Bone on 2008/9/9 2:34:17 My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked as a lumberjack but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried being a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it... and it was a so-so job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. My best job was being a musician, till I found I wasn't noteworthy. I wanted to start a bakery but I couldn't raise the dough. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. I became a professional fisherman until I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a job with a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining So I applied for a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I quit because it was the same old grind. I was thinking of becoming a corrections officer but the positions are all locked up. Let's see what turns up tomorrow. |