| Thursday Chat 11.27.08 |
Subject: Thursday Chat 11.27.08 by Matatk on 2008/11/27 12:41:01 Good Morning CGs! Happy Turkey Day! What are everyone's plans for the day? Anyone cooking? Going to see family? Anyone not celebrating at all? We'll be over at our uncle's house later for some din-din and a little celebration. Hope everyone has a great day! Matthew THURSDAY JOKE OF THE DAY: #1) A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!" They all asked the farmer how it tasted. "I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!" #2) A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. Then the woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don' t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" The woman answered, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." |
