| Re: Chimp Shot Dead After Attacking Woman ........ |
Subject: Re: Chimp Shot Dead After Attacking Woman ........ by CentralCoaster on 2009/2/17 13:53:40 Well, if you give your chimp a box of wine and let him watch too many violent movies and google too much porn, its only a matter of time. I wonder what sort of "pictures" he looked at online? National geographic.com? Police have dealt with the animal in the past, including an incident in 2003 when he escaped from his owners' vehicle in downtown Stamford for two hours. Officers used cookies, macadamia treats and ice cream in an attempt to lure him, but subdued him only after he became too tired to resist. At the time of the 2003 incident, police said the Herolds told them the chimpanzee was toilet trained, dressed himself, took his own bath, ate at the table and drank wine from a stemmed glass. He also brushed his teeth using a Water Pik, logged onto the computer to look at pictures, and watched television using the remote control, police said. |
