Re: An Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Subject: Re: An Application For Permission To Date My Daughter by CasetheCorvetteman on 2009/11/12 8:43:46
Mate ill tell ya what, ill fill it out for ya, and if i ever get over there ill hand deliver it too ;) HAHAHA!!
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NAME_____Casey Webster_______ DATE OF BIRTH___19/9/1980_ HEIGHT__6ft 1___ WEIGHT__89kgs___ IQ___high enough____ GPA___say what?____ SOCIAL SECURITY #_____mate, im employed, i dont have one._____ DRIVERS LICENSE #___68 825 XXX__ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________Bit old for that____________________ HOME ADDRESS___Somewhere in QLD_______ CITY/STATE___QLD____ ZIP__4556__ Do you have parents? _X_Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes _X_No If No, explain: ____There is only one, the other became dead_________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______Before i was born mate____________ If less than your age, explain ____________Death___________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________
ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? _X_Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes _X_No C. A waterbed? __Yes _X_No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes _X_No E. A tattoo? __Yes _X_No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? __Yes _X_No
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) Dont kid yourself
ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you? ____________After the expected or designated time.___________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you? ______________Wait for her to say "my dad isnt looking, he isnt even here, he is old and no match for you anyway"________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you? _____________Giving up drinking, i wouldnt advise it_______________________________________ ______________________________________________________________
REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend _____Youre kiddin me arent ya?___________________________________ How often you attend _________I wouldnt even attend a wedding there_______________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? ____Anytime you like, he aint goin anywhere_____ mother? ____Youll have to ask her______ pastor? ____I dont mind the odd bowl, but i prefer a steak____
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ________Buggered if i know, havent actually been shot yet..._______________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: _______That is a bloody big IF mate__________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ________Shops so im told________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ________Ask what you like, only way youll get to know me________________________________________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? _______Im there. Electrician____________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: _______Whether or not her old man has a gun, cause i love a challenge_____________________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, AND RED HOT POKERS, is that all ya got?
Ok Bill, ill be round for a beer at 5:30pm, and ill take her out about 7, we will see how we go from there mate ;)
I attached a pic so youll know me when i arrive... [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/Casethecorvetteman/haohmaru6.jpg[/IMG]