| Re: The OK I'm Bored Found Something On YouTube Thread |
Subject: Re: The OK I'm Bored Found Something On YouTube Thread by Touringmike on 2009/12/27 15:19:41 All I can is, Matt, get a life. :thumbleft: And, just to show that I once did not have a life; About 40 years ago, a friend of mine thought he was the coolest cat around; wore the latest style in mens clothes and shoes (don't know how he turned out this way - more later). Anywooo, one day the guy is gonna show us something "Fantastic". He whips out his Bic lighter, lays down on his back, throws his legs over his shoulders, holds the lighter by his butt, forces out a meager fart, and starts his double knit Banlon pants on fire. Funniest thing I ever saw. Burnt his ass'HaHaHaHaHa. Turns out 2 years later,the guy is Ghey. Says to a room full of friends (including the future Mrs Mike), right after having his hemmeroids surically removed, "I have the prettiest spincter in the World" Right then my friendship ended. He still sends a Christmas card to my wife. GayBob moved to Atlanta 30 years ago. Anybody remember the SNL skit with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler? It was a beer commercial spinoff about a bunch of rump rangers at a swimming pool? Assclown Bob actually showed some pics similar to that to a bunch of us (about 20 years ago during a wedding reception) taken at his backyard pool party. All men (in speedos), not a single female. |
