| Re: St Pattys' Day Joke Thread |
Subject: Re: St Pattys' Day Joke Thread by CorvetteBob on 2010/3/13 6:19:23 One night Sean walked into the pub and noticed a new lass sitting alone with a pint. "Why're ya drinkin' alone, miss?" It's my birthday and no one wanted to come out on a wednesday to drink wi' me." Hearing this, Sean offered her another pint and a shot to cheer her up. She accepted and drank 'em both quick. Patrick also bought her a shot, and soon all the men had bought her a shot, and she guzzled each down before the next was served. Moments later she passes out and her head hits the bar. Sean and patrick look at the other fellows and soon they're givin' her a go, one after another. Afterwards they dress her back up and sit her back at the bar. Later the gal wakes up, rubs her crotch, and staggers into the night. A week later Sean wanders into the pub, and there she sits again. Sean walks up as the barkeep sets down a pint and asks her if she'd like to have another shot or two. Then she said, "No thanks! Those shots make my pussy hurt!" |
