Subject: Re: Thursday Chat 5-12-11 by pianoguy on 2011/5/12 13:15:28
A sweet young thing marries an oldster for his money. On their wedding night, they are getting ready for bed, and the old man goes into the bathroom and says he'll be back in a minute. When he comes out, he is wearing nothing but ear plugs, nose plugs and a condom.
The surprised young bride asks, "What are the ear plugs and nose plugs for?"
He says, "If there's 2 things I can't abide, it's the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber!"
