rklessdriver wrote:
Ok, so I can see how being "rklessdriver" may be too limiting in scope for some of you.

How about I become you....

I feel like I'm about to tap into an emerging social networking technology like no has ever done before.

Say your online profiles aren't productive enough. Don't have any repsect online?? Are you a newb on a site and just can't seem to get in the swing of it?? Getting bullied and pushed around by more experienced and online savy persons??

This is where I come in.

For a fee, I will log on as you and provide whitty, informative and intelligent post on any subject. Be assured each and every one of YOUR post will be thoughly researched before I hit submitt (I've never been wrong on the internetz and I'm not about to let YOU be wrong). In no time you're profile will be a solid, productive member of whatever web site you've joined. After I'm done all you have to do is sit back and chime in whenever you feel like it with the full knowlege that everybody knows you know what your talking about and if by chance your wrong it's like a total fluke.

How about facebook? Now rklessdrive dosen't have a facebook account. Thats right, I'm too busy shooting, camping, hiking, fishing, wrenching on my car, racing my car and working.... But for a fee I will become you on facebook.

Since you'll be paying me to be you, I'll be free to quit my job and spend all my time taking photos of all the cool stuff I will be doing alot more of. In no time YOU can be posting pictures of that awesome group you shot at the range today, or that 12pt buck you brought down, maybe some awesome video's of your day at the race track or a sweet 10lb large mouth bass you caught last week. The possibilities are endless...

Remember I'm WORKING for you now and if YOU want to take a trip to the Riviera, I'm... I mean you are going to have some sweet photos of those French beaches come next week....

My interest are varried but mostly ceneter around making more $$$$, so I'll gladly attend non manly things like horse races, dog shows, cat shows... to show your diversified in your activities.

Lets not forget twitter. With my experise in information management, while your actually slaving away at a job you hate (like always), You'll have one less thing to distract you from the work you hate because I'll have all your followers fixated for that next whitty tweet. Think "Charlie Sheen Winning"

The online life of your dreams is only a click away.