| Re: Monday Chat 05.16.11 |
Subject: Re: Monday Chat 05.16.11 by vetteblondie on 2011/5/16 18:32:19 my 'figure out manual' goes more like this... When I get home, gimme a beer, find something interesting on tv, dinner about 7ish, steak sounds great right now.. simply be nice, don't do hurtful things to me or behind my back and remember my birthday and christmas and be there if I"m sad. when I'm sick, leave me alone except to check on me. If you change the vette oil, I'll mow the lawn. If you are nice enough to do the dishes or laundry or clean the bathroom there are better rewards...and if you wake me up in the middle of the night for coochie that's all fine and I like that but don't get mad if I do the same to you. and I hope you like my pickup truck, four wheeler and my mounted deerhead, but keep yer mitts off my rifle unless you ask first. Same goes with the vette keys. There's a stack of Playboys in the bathroom for your amusement if you like, don't use my razor or deodorant. There's also a tv in the back room with the Wii hooked up if we're in each other's way. Wipe your ass good and put the lid down please, pissing in the shower is not nice. And I dont' want a picture of a motorcycle, but you can go buy one if you like and ride me places on it. In return you will be a very happy and well taken care of man :thumbs: |
