| Re: Tuesday Chat 06.26.12 |
Subject: Re: Tuesday Chat 06.26.12 by BillH on 2012/6/26 16:13:06 Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Have you ever chatted with a funeral home rep? Basicly it goes like this. Hi, I'd like to plan my funeral. That's very prudent Mr. Bill Have you picked out a casket? We have some very nice lower priced ones in the $5 to $6,000 range. Cardboard's good. We can't do cardboard Mr. Bill, the corpse may fall out on the way to the graveside. How about a shipping crate? I have a few extra's outside the garage. We could possibly do that Mr. Bill.....but there would be an extra handling charge.......and I must say it's in poor taste. What would I care? I'll be dead. Do you have a burial plot Mr. Bill? Desert's good. I'm afraid we can't just dig a hole in the desert Mr. Bill. What if I get a permit from The BLM? By the way, do you offer graveside kegs?  |
