DNBFS Lession 2: How to do laundry.

1. The clothes on the floor that you threw towards the basket need to be picked up (this is the hard part).

2. Dump everything out of the basket into the washer, whites, colors, sneakers, grease rags, etc.

3. Start the washer, add soap if you're ambitious.

4. Get in your sports car and go to the casino for lunch.

5. Take a scenic drive in your sports car.

6. Upon your return, check to see if the washer has turned off.

7. Head for the couch thinkin' "I can put that stuff in the dryer tomorrow".

8. Place a post-it note on the tv remote about the "dryer thing"