Subject: Re: Thurs. chat. 20 June 2013 by vetteblondie on 2013/6/20 18:18:22
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Matatk wrote: Good Morning CGs!
So last night the wife told me that I don't work hard enough around the house I couldn't believe she said that. Matthew
Believe me. You will NEVER live up to a womans expectations. Rule number one. Except the fact that you are wrong 99% of the time. Rule number two. You will NEVER be affectionate or caring enough. Rule number three. You will NEVER make enough money. Rule number four. You will NEVER spend enough time with her. Rule number five. No matter how much you do, it wll NEVER be enough. Rule number six. If she sees that you are having too good of a time this will be corrected for you are NEVER allowed to have too good a time. There are about 150 more rules but it's too early and I can't think of them all right now.
What did you say at during your wedding vows, I do or I will? Doesn't really matter. Both apply. Either you'll do you will or you will do.
After all the issues I've had with women I actually thought if I get divorced again, maybe next time I should date a guy. But then reality set in. With my luck the guy would be a complete bitch.
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Sorry for you woes.... I'd just been happy last night if some man would have brought me out a cold beer after I got off work, out of the gym, changed the fog light in the truck, finished my yard work at 8:15, fixed my own dinner, then freelanced till 1am Washed the car the night before after working and being at the gym. Or he can help me with laundry Saturday morning and go with me to our Corvette club's picnic and we can both enjoy some R&R and a cold one. I'm not a fan of the gay movement but for some, that seems to be the best fit. I have a gay cousin and hell he seems happier than the rest of us. I just keep to myself. All the guys I've dated or been involved with have turned out to be creeps, moochers, mammas boys, cheaters or assholes, the only thing missing is the candy man van... Laywers, real estate broker, you name it - some want to keep their ex wife too. I've bout given up on my dreams of a family. Hell I'm too old anyway
Washed the car the night before after working and being at the gym. Or he can help me with laundry Saturday morning and go with me to our Corvette club's picnic and we can both enjoy some R&R and a cold one. 
I couldn't believe she said that.