Subject: Re: Wicked Wednesday 6 Nov 2013 by vetteblondie on 2013/11/6 21:53:24
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TommyT-Bone wrote:
My wife has been hinting lately that maybe it's time she got a newer husband. I look about 99. I'm really showing my age. I'm cheap. My skin has met it's match in the warm Florida sun and is cracked in several places. The hair is toast. So far she has resisted an upgrade. She calls me Old Faithful. Batteries in my hearing aid and heavy doses of Metamucil are all I require. She just can't figure out how to get rid of me. I used to work but now I just lay around and stuff like that. We can't do it in the sports cars. No belly room for me. She wants another husband for shopping, transport, etc. I'm seriously thinking of just getting her an immigrant houseboy for $50. I guess she could just clean me up, but it would cost more than a couple of grand, and I don't want to spend a couple of grand making me pretty. Really ..... it's just my patina.
FIXED IT FOR YOU!
+1 hilarious!
got a call from the neighbor, black dood that lives in a ghetto apartment at the end of the road was seen at my house leaving with something off my porch, they chased him, called the law, they chased him, he ran into his place, wont' come out, I went home in a hurry, pulled into the drive way - or tried to, - garbage truck in the way, took out the mailbox, fkd up the bed of the truck, nice #*(&#(*&fkn day.. ugly and raining here, cop was an ass - told me "what do you expect living here?" what the fk? I've been here 8+ years and NO trouble, ever till 3 weeks ago so he and I were outside yelling too, he started to leave and I yelled some more and chewed his ass out. So he said 'let's start over' and I said 'fine' so we started over. I'm mad as hell. And find out someone is stealing shit from some of them at the nursing home including the one I have there. mad as hell all over again. Can I hurry up and fkn die and get it over with already? Geez if life on earth is going to continue like this I'm done already. In other news, the job offer I had - well he lowballed me, I countered he still lowballed, I declined, he called me in on a freelance basis on my days off. Fine with me. Now I have three tiny part time jobs
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