| Re: Friday 12-13-13 |
Subject: Re: Friday 12-13-13 by BillH on 2013/12/13 20:57:00 Florida Blue Laws Florida (accidentally) banned all computers and smart phones in internet cafes The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state. Repealed It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun. The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense. Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. About this law. It is illegal to sell your children. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. Oral sex is illegal. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. |
