| Re: Monday Chat 12-30-2013 |
Subject: Re: Monday Chat 12-30-2013 by GRIS on 2013/12/30 16:16:21 THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, CLEAR, COLD, NO WIND TO SPEAK OF. NICE START ON THE DAY. WAS HAVING A DRINK THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN THIS GUY WALKED IN WITH A CAT-SIZE PET CARRIER. HE SAT DOWN AT THE BAR AND ORDERED A DRINK. “WHATCHA GOT IN THE BOX”, I ASKED. “YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT “, HE SAID HE PUT THE BOX ON THE BAR, KNOCKED ON THE TOP, AND OPENED THE DOOR. OUT WALKS A LITTLE MAN, NOT EVEN A FOOT TALL, IMPECCABLY DRESSED IN WHITE TIE & TAILS. THE GUY REACHES IN THE BACK OF THE BOX , COMES OUT WITH A MINIATURE GRAND PIANO, AND PUTS IT ON THE BAR. THE LITTLE MAN IN WHITE TIE WALKS OVER, PUTS UP THE LID, SITS DOWN AND STARTS PLAYING A CHOPIN NOCTURN. MY MOUTH IS HANGING OPEN. “NO WAY!” “YEAH, WAY. FOUND A GENIE IN A BOTTLE. MUST BE A LOW RANK GENIE; HE CAN ONLY GRANT ONE WISH.” “NO SHIT? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?” “HE’S BACK IN HIS BOTTLE, OUT IN MY TRUCK” “WILL HE GRANT ME A WISH? BRING HIM IN!” “OK, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU, BE CAREFUL. SPEAK LOUD AND ENUNCIATE CLEARLY, HE DOESN’T HEAR WELL.” “A DEAF GENIE?” “YEAH, DO YOU REALLY THINK I ASKED FOR A TEN INCH PIANIST?” |
