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Any Corvette from model year 1968 to 1982 is loosely referred to as a Shark. Stemming from the Mako concepts and a general acceptance that the C3 lo...
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Re: First Monday in March 2-3-2015

Subject: Re: First Monday in March 2-3-2015
by GRIS on 2015/3/2 14:43:19


STILL CLOUDY, NOT SO COLD, NASTY WHITE STUFF ON THE GROUND IS MELTING. NOT GOOD, BUT BETTER. THE CHEROKEES ARE ENCOURAGED.

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million.”


The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your
secretary.”

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