Re: First Monday in March 2-3-2015 |
Subject: Re: First Monday in March 2-3-2015 by GRIS on 2015/3/2 14:43:19 STILL CLOUDY, NOT SO COLD, NASTY WHITE STUFF ON THE GROUND IS MELTING. NOT GOOD, BUT BETTER. THE CHEROKEES ARE ENCOURAGED. The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.” The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million.” The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?” The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary.” |