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Re: Tuesday Chat 09.01.15

Subject: Re: Tuesday Chat 09.01.15
by TommyT-Bone on 2015/9/1 18:02:42

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Matatk wrote:
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GRIS wrote:

SUNNY AND STICKY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE GEARING UP FOR THEIR NATIONAL HOLIDAY THIS WEEKEND, AND I AM OFF TO BECKHAM COUNTY. WESTWARD HO!

AND IN TECH NEWS:
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T COME BACK?

A. A STICK


What do you call a boomerang that falls in some dirty water and doesn't come back?

A stick in the mud.



This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Stick#ixzz3kVkf0XmB

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