| Re: Friday Chat 02.05.16 |
Subject: Re: Friday Chat 02.05.16 by GRIS on 2016/2/5 14:30:23 HAZY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THEY PROMISED US SUNSHINE. THE CHEROKEES ARE DISAPPOINTED. HAD SUPPER LAST NIGHT AT A RITZY LOCAL PLACE IN MUSKOGEE. $15 FOR A COUPLE OF HOTDOGS AND A STINGY SERVING OF HOME FRYS WITH AN EXOTIC NAME. DARLING WIFE WAS UPSET THAT I WAS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE HOITY TOITY. IVE HAD A LIFE LONG VISION AND SPEECH PROBLEM. I CAN'T SEE THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES AND SELDOM CAN RESIST SAYING SO :-) I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'. At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap. |
