| Re: Fryday Chat 05.06.16 |
Subject: Re: Fryday Chat 05.06.16 by GRIS on 2016/5/7 1:05:25 ANOTHER FRUSTRATING DAY AT THE RANGE, SHOT UP ALL THE .308 I HAD LEFT TRYING TO ZERO BEFORE I NOTICED THE RECEIVER SIGHT WAS LOOSE. I HAD ABOUT DECIDED TO SELL THAT RIFLE. THE SAKO .222 MAG PUT THREE ROUNDS TOUCHING AT 100 YD WITH THE DETACHABLE PEEP SIGHT. NO FLIES ON THAT! BUT THEN I COULDN'T BORESIGHT THE SCOPE. MOUNT PROBLEM. FIRST TIME A LEUPOLD PRODUCT HAS EVER DISAPPOINTED ME. I THINK I CAN STONE IT INTO ALIGNMENT. AND THEN THERE'S THE GOAT: Two good 'ol Tennessee boys are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed at the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see." So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst. While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up. "Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?" The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!" The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . . I had him chained to a transmission." |
