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Re: FRIDAY THE 15TH

Subject: Re: FRIDAY THE 15TH
by GRIS on 2017/9/15 23:47:52

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Ultraman wrote:
good lawyer joke...... seems a 100 lawyers were at a convention that was attacked by terrorists and were captured......the leader of the terrorist band threatened to release one lawyer per hour unless their demands were met......


IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT LAWYERS WILL NOW BE USED IN SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS RATHER THAN WHITE RATS. THERE ARE THREE REASONS FOR THIS SUBSTITUTION:

1. LAWYERS ARE MORE PLENTIFUL THAN WHITE RATS.

2. PEOPLE DON'T TEND TO GET ATTACHED TO A LAWYER AS THEY DO TO A WHITE RAT.

3. THERE ARE SOME THINGS A RAT JUST WON'T DO.

TOMMY, I WISH YOU LUCK WITH YOUR CLEANUP AND RECOVERY. DOING IT IN PHASES SOUNDS LIKE GOOD PRACTICE TO ME.

CALLER ID IS GREAT. UNKNOWN NAME KEEPS CALLING ME. I RESPECT HIS PRIVACY, SO HE REMAINS UNKNOWN :-)
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