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Re: DECEMBER FIRST

Subject: Re: DECEMBER FIRST
by teebee on 2017/12/1 18:09:09

Marcus and Uwoman were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Uwoman suddenly noticed that Marcus was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Uwoman asked, "Marcus, where are you? You know that we have lots to do."

Marcus replied, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."

Little tears started to flow down Uwoman's cheek, and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.

"Well, I'm in the Hooters next to that."
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