Subject: Re: SUNDAY THE TURD? :-0 by Matatk on 2017/12/3 18:02:54
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teebee wrote: Quote:
Ultraman wrote: .. let's do it says I........ came home and put it in a bucket of water and will get it up sometime this weekend ......
This is just a bit too much information...I know you guys are empty nesters...but the middle of the day?
Marcus went to the doctor with a problem. He told the doctor "Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me. The last time I had sex with my wife, my body was shivering and I was freezing cold. The time before that, I was sweating like a dog and I felt like I was getting heat stroke." The doctor ran some tests and talked to Marcus for a while and finally said "I think I figured out the problem." Marcus replied "Oh thank you doctor, is it a serious medical condition?" The doctor replied "No, Marcus - the last time you had sex it was in January, and the time before that it was in July."
