Re: Be My Valentine Chat 02.14.18 |
Subject: Re: Be My Valentine Chat 02.14.18 by Ultraman on 2018/2/15 1:28:39 ...glad I remembered when I saw the date on the ticket that I got for blowing a Coop in Iowa...... hell I wasn't paying attention and got out in the showoff lane and then when I realized where I was I could not get back in to the slow lane in time....... some dumb as like me was about a half mile ahead and the cops were hot after him.....so I slowed up and hoped the cop would be occupied but the nice policeman walked out on the 80 and signaled me in behind the other guy....... I tried the innocent approach, Huh what scale? then the just a dumb farmer from Nebraska approach ........ then how about a break on Valentine's day approach........ nothing...... I'm thinking the guy was a Robo Cop...... Soooo 195 hard earned dollars later.....we all parted friends.......I think.... I hate Iowa.....I hate the roads and the speed limit....(55) I don't like the people or the hills or the smell or the look of it.......You would have to pay me a lot to live there.......... anyway I got a nice present at the truck stop for my valentine......... |