Re: Be My Valentine Chat 02.14.18 |
Subject: Re: Be My Valentine Chat 02.14.18 by vetteblondie on 2018/2/15 3:01:08 Never been to Iowa but there's a cop in Dothan, AL that I'd like to donate a boot up the a$$ to... Middle of the night doing downhill, speed drops from 55 to 35 in like 20 feet. No way you can do that. Of course being out of state, I get a ticket. I get home, call in, she tells me the amount, I mail it in. Time goes by I get home, my husband, local county deputy, is waiting for me, laughing hugely. WTF? He has "orders" that I will be extradited to AL and there's a warrant for me. Again WTF? Seems the clerk told me to pay an amount that was actually $5 less than what it should have been. They sent me a letter to confirm so I wrote them back with the money. They are so backwoods, they had no name on the envelope, they had no letterhead they misspelled everything and had horrible grammar. I took a red pen and teacher-style corrected their entire mess and enclosed my check along with a nasty letter of my own. Not heard back, that was about 15 years or so ago. |