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Re: Monday (yawn) Chat 03.12.18

Subject: Re: Monday (yawn) Chat 03.12.18
by GRIS on 2018/3/12 13:38:12

Quote:

pianoguy wrote:
Hidey-ho! The alarm clock was a most unwelcome sound this morning - seemed like it was at least an hour early. I will endeavor to persevere until nap time.


WHAT CAN BE MORE FUN THAN GETTING UP BEFORE DAYLIGHT :-|


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"*

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'

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