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Re: 29 Times..........

Subject: Re: 29 Times..........
by GRIS on 2018/3/29 13:48:00


STILL DRIPPING IN THE NATIONS, THE TOTAL IS UP TO FOUR AND A HALF INCHES. SUNSHINE TOMORROW, THEY SAY. PROMISES, PROMISES---

THE ONLY THING I'VE KNOWN TO GROW LIKE THAT SNAKE IS A FISH THAT GOT AWAY :-)

I was eating breakfast with my teenaged Granddaughter and I asked her,
What special day is it tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?" .
I was not ready for what she was about to say.

She replied, " U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

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