Re: Sat a day 06.09.18 |
Subject: Re: Sat a day 06.09.18 by GRIS on 2018/6/9 13:55:36 "I'M JUST SO PROUD TO BE HERE." IT'S SUNNY, CALM, AND MILD IN THE NATIONS. HAD A BRIEF THUNDER SHOWER LAST EVENING, WOKE ME FROM MY PRE-BEDTIME NAP, JUST ENOUGH RAIN TO MAKE A MESS. BUSY DAY IN STORE, FLEA MARKET, BREAKFAST AT THE WHEELHOUSE, FT GIBSON CAR SHOW TO CHECK OUT. I'M A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT DW'S NEW CAR. ALL THOSE "SAFETY" FEATURES SEEM LIKELY TO DISTRACT THE DRIVER AND TAKE THEIR ATTENTION OFF THE ROAD. SHE'S ALREADY TALKING ABOUT UNEXPLAINED BEEPS, BUZZES, AND BELLS. MAYBE I CAN TURN SOME OF THAT CRAP OFF. According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii. Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it. |