AND NOW: TUESDAY |
Subject: AND NOW: TUESDAY by GRIS on 2018/10/16 12:43:35 HI Y'ALL--- CLOUDY AND COLD AGAIN IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FAVORITE MONTH? NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY, SHALL I BREAKFAST AT THE BOOMERANG OR IHOP, THAT IS THE BIG QUESTION. AND IN THE NEWS: CHINESE CONCENTRATION CAMPS ARE NOT CONCENTRATION CAMPS, BUT RATHER "free vocational training"---ARBEIT MACH FRI, DONCHA KNOW? IT'S INTERESTING HOW SOME HUMORISTS REMAIN QUOTABLE LONG AFTER THEIR PASSING. MARK TWAIN IMMEDIATELY COMES TO MIND, BUT WILL RODGERS IS NOT FAR BEHIND: We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. |