Become a Fan!
Login
Username:

Password:

Remember Me

Lost Password?

Register now!
Main Menu
Who's Online
92 user(s) are online (67 user(s) are browsing Forums)

more...
Guru Dictionary
Report message:*
 

Re: 8.IV.19

Subject: Re: 8.IV.19
by GRIS on 2019/4/8 13:21:24

THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING AND THE PREDICTED HIGH IS IN THE UPPER 70'S. THE CHEROKEES REJOICE.

DARLING WIFE IS OFF TO ARKANSAS TODAY FOR MORE GRANDMA DUTY TODAY; SON AND DIL GOING BACK TO M D ANDERSON IN HOUSTON. SON'S SITUATION IS SOMEWHAT CONFUSED, I FEAR THERE ARE TOO MANY DOCTORS INVOLVED; "TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH".

FOR ANYONE WISHING TO TAKE BRAD'S PLACE AS SLUMBER CZAR AND ASPIRING TO PRESTON CLASS PILLOW POUNDING I PRESENT THE PIANO SIESTA SCALE IN DESCENDING ORDER:

THE NAPUS MAXIMUS---ANYTHING IN EXCESS OF TWO HOURS DURATION

THE NAPUS ORDINARIYS---ONE TO TWO HOURS DURATION

THE NAPUS MINIMUS---20 MINUTES TO ONE HOUR DURATION

THE DISCREDITED “NAPUS MINISCULUS” HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE NO NAP AT ALL, BUT MERELY MOMENTARY NODDING OFF.

ANY NAPUS INTERUPTUS MUST BE INTERPRETED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ABOVE SCALES OF DURATION.

CorvetteForum.guru is independently owned and operated. This site is not associated with or financially supported by General Motors.

Copyright 2008-2015 CorvetteForum.guru

CorvetteForum.guru is a Guru Garage Site (Coming Soon!)

If you have any questions about our site, please contact us at Andy@corvetteforum.guru.

Powered by XOOPS 2.56 Copyright 2001-2014 www.xoops.org

Hosted by GoDaddy.com.