Re: Fryday Chit. 12.20.19 |
Subject: Re: Fryday Chit. 12.20.19 by vetteblondie on 2019/12/20 19:36:23 Found this on a friend's FB page: Twas the vote for impeachment and all through the House The Dems called him a liar, a scoundrel, a louse The witnesses were questioned, their answers unclear But the Dems were incensed and just didn’t care They made up some stories, they ignored many facts They misled with their words, while they pressed their attack And Schiff with his bug eyes, and Nandler with his naps Pushed their agenda, while looking like saps Then Articles were crafted with no criminal base And passed unanimously by every Dem in the place The Republicans played a part in this farce as well By attending and legitimizing what the Dems tried to sell And out on the lawn at a White House presser There was a lady reporter, so Trump stood to address her He led with a smile, and the gleam in his eye Made it clear to the press corp he wouldn’t be shy He was calm and sincere when he called it a scam All he wanted was justice and to expose this Dem sham “So on to the Senate, let’s see where this leads. I’ve done nothing wrong, I’ve made no misdeeds" And he smiled and he waved, and he turned then to leave But turned back with a twinkle, touched his head, said “believe” Then quick as a flash the names were there on his lips Each with a nickname, now familiar old quips Now, Nancy, now Adam, now Jerry and Val Now Sheila, and Eric, and Maxine you old gal There’ve been lots of Bills, so you could have passed plenty, But instead you’ve now ruined your chances for ‘20 So just bring it on, let’s get this thing done But remember this day, when in November I’ve won It’s been a fight for three years, and you’ve landed no blows So I can weather five more... I might have to, who knows Still history will show I accomplished a lot Despite the resistance your Party has wrought So embellish your stories, cast me a villain I’ll be in the Oval Office, smiling and chillin’ |