| Golf definitions |
Subject: Golf definitions by pianoguy on 2008/2/13 18:29:59 Golf definitions * A "Paris Hilton" - an expensive hole * A "Lewinsky" - All lip but no hole * A "Salman Rushdie" - an impossible read * A "Rock Hudson" - looked straight, but it wasn't. * A "Cuban" - needed one more revolution * An "Elton John"- a big bender that lips the rim * An "Adolf Hitler" - two shots in the bunker * A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker straight into another * A "Yasser Arafat" - ugly and in the sand * A "Kate Winslett" - little bit fat but otherwise perfect * A "Glen Miller" - didn't make it over the water * A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed * An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it * A "Princess Grace" - should have taken a driver * A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have taken a driver * A "Michael Jackson" - gradually fading * A "Ladyboy" - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems * A "Condom" - safe but didn't feel real good * A "Circus Tent" - a BIG top * An "Anna Kournikova" - looks great, but unlikely to get a result * A "Brazilian" - Shaves both sides of the hole * A "Jeb Bush" - too far to the right, out of play * A "Nancy Pelosi" - too far left, clueless on how to get home from there * A "Barbara Streisand" - doesn't get much uglier than that |
