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Re: Thursday 10.29.20

Subject: Re: Thursday 10.29.20
by CorvetteBob on 2020/10/29 22:56:22

I can’t get the Missuz to go along with my wishes for my funeral.
Of course, rock music from each of my decades. But I’d like people to be entertained as well. During visitation, a group of predetermined people come in and start a brawl with each other. Preferably midgets.
The gravesite needs to have a few heavy set women of a different ethnicity wailing and throwing themselves on my casket, screaming of injustice!
Then, of course, the reception will be a Luau with torch dancers and the prerequisite open bar.
I’m not sure why the wife can’t agree to my requests.
See ya Friday, Gurus!
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