| Re: One day at the golf course |
Subject: Re: One day at the golf course by DaleD on 2008/8/14 14:02:10 Ok, as a golfer, taking the label very loosely, I have a couple: A couple guys are golfing, and one of them hits his tee shot into an old guy's back yard. As they drive up, the old guy runs out and grabs the ball. He says: It landed in my yard, it's mine, get the heck out of here. At that point, the guy who hit the bad shot reached in his pocket, and tossed the old guy another ball. He said: There, every pr!ck should have 2 balls! A 3 some of guys is waiting to tee off, and the starter adds a very hot young lady to their group to make 4. The men grumble some, but accept the assignment given the young woman's assets. The woman holds her own, and on the last hole, she has a 20 foot putt to break par. She's very excited, but admits she could never read greens. She offers a bj to the guy who can help her make this putt. The first guy says: It's a speed putt, you have to hit it firm to the right, and let it break back to the left. The second guy disagrees and says it's got a lot of break to the right at first, so start it left edge. The last guy looks at the putt and says: It's a gimme. |
