| Re: The About 600 Club , the history..... |
Subject: Re: The About 600 Club , the history..... by jsup on 2008/11/16 1:58:54 Hey, did I mention a membership fee? Send $19.95 to: The ABOUT 600 CLUB P.O. Box 600 Somewhere, NJ 07600 For your membership fee you will be granted the book of "How to be a Complete Prick on the Internet". Personally autographed by yours truly. Also included, if you act now, is a Tire Guage. Not just any tire guage, but the tire gauge discussed on the internet for 4 consecutive pages of 20 posts each. Also included is the girls of the Almost 600 Club Calendar, above you can see Miss April-November. Remember, however, you will forfeit the following: 1. Peer acceptance through association with brand names and irrelevant statistics. 2. Motors that don't run, even thought built with the best, most expensive parts found in a catalog and verified by brochures. 3. Piss poor power results 4. Getting your ass kicked on the track by guys with junkyard motors. 5. The ability to use catch phrases like port efficiency and under the curve. And more..... So don't hesitate, get out of your mother's basement from under that bulb hanging from a wire and go steal her check book and make it out, on the big line, to "About 600HP club" and send it in today. Membership has its advantages, we're just not so sure what they are just yet. |
