Things I learned today... |
Subject: Things I learned today... by vetteblondie on 2008/12/17 2:48:34 "Driving on ice is like having sex doggie style, one little slip and you can mess up somebody's rear end. Be careful driving this winter." "Redneck word of the day: Handsome. "I told her if her mouth got tired she could use her hand some." " "What do you do when your ex is limping around the back yard, covered in blood and screaming? Keep calm... focus.. and RELOAD!" |