Words You Won't Find In The Dictionary |
Subject: Words You Won't Find In The Dictionary by TommyT-Bone on 2009/1/6 1:08:04 Borrowed from a local newsletter. Intaxification: Euphoria of getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. Guiltar: A musical instrument whose strings are pulled by your mother. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when your running late. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very,very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Governmend: Trying to fix everything through politics. Aracnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance you perform just after accidently walking through a spider web. Fleezing: Running for your life in the cold. Hipatitus: Terminal coolness Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. Feel free to add some of your own. |