| Re: Words You Won't Find In The Dictionary |
Subject: Re: Words You Won't Find In The Dictionary by Schrade on 2009/1/6 3:26:59 Lactomangulation - n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side. Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun) - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. Pepperlonely...the piece of pepperoni left on the cardboard when you pick up a piece of pizza. Aquadextrous - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. Deodorend - n. The last 1/2 inch of stick deodorant that won't turn up out of the tube, and thus cannot be used without inducing lacerations. Fetchplex (fech' pleks) - n. State of momentary confusion in a dog whose owner has faked throwing the ball and palmed it behind his back. Pajangle (pah jan' gul) - n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees. |
