| Re: Words You Won't Find In The Dictionary |
Subject: Re: Words You Won't Find In The Dictionary by Schrade on 2009/1/6 3:34:15 Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. Pewtone (pyu tone') - n. (chemical symbol: Pu) A major atmospheric component of towns with paper mills. Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. Phosflink - v. To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life). Pielibrium (pu lih' bree uhm) - n. The point at which the crust on a wedge of pie outweighs the filling and tips it over. Prestofrigeration: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. Kernelkling (kur nuhl' kling) - n. The shell of a kernel in a bowl or bag of popcorn that seems spot-welded to the roof of one's mouth, and cannot be removed without the making of cat-like hissing noises in an attemp to lessen the suction of said kernel |
