JrRifleCoach wrote:
Hillary Clinton and a friend were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, Hillary asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a CIA man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the first lady, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see The White House from here."

So she picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of The White House. "Yeah, I can see the house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my husband in the oval office. Ha Ha, I can see he's naked!! Wait a minute, that's a campaign worker in there with him...... She's naked, too!!! THE BITCH!"

She turned to the CIA man, "How much would you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot the campaign worker, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then my husband, he's a dick head, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the Hillary impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....."