| [RANT] Single ply toilet paper. |
Subject: [RANT] Single ply toilet paper. by CentralCoaster on 2009/4/22 16:46:41 I really don't get it. Sure, at first glance it sounds cheaper to fill your airport or gas station, or *gasp* your employees' bathroom with sand paper, and you can fit more on a roll. Even the nice offices downtown have this shit.  In the unfortunate incident where you can't stand down and deploy your missiles at home, you're left facing longer and more painful wipes, and a red ass while you head to your next work meeting still worried if you got all your loose ends tied up, or if you just gave up after taking off the first few layers of skin. :sad5: Only a sadistic business owner would put these jumbo rolls of irritation on their bathroom walls. It surely doesn't save money, more ends up on the floor, and you run through half the roll and plug the toilet over what might take you 6 sheets at home. Either that or you have workers avoiding it entirely, clenching all day and watching the clock like a hawk, waiting to get home and get in touch with a roll of double-ply quilted TP tenderness.  You really can't win, whether you're a folder mimicking an origami master to make these half-width sheets fit a full-size ass, or whether you're a crumpler or hand mummy testing your pain threshold dragging those paper edges across your valley floor. I believe a revolution is in order. We need to stand up for our rights to sit down in comfort. Next time you see a single ply roll that's long enough to reach orbit, run the end down into the toilet and flush until it reaches the ocean.  |
