| Re: Some questions |
Subject: Re: Some questions by C4FUN on 2009/4/28 19:14:30 Sorry guys, too much time on my hands. "If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?" If she was ugly and your friends saw you leave with her, she raped you. "Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?" Because what I have to say is only half as valuable as I think it is. "Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway." If he has to watch me undress, he may suffer a flashback the next time he's at a strip club. PTSD! "Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?" Because you want to remove the panties twice as bad as the bra. "Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?" No, but the driver can. "If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?" If you were stranded on an island with Ginger and Mary Ann, would you fix that boat? "Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!" Pluto prefers doggy style. "If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?" Babies from Greece (grease) ? |
